The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre Presents
The 11th Annual Del Close Marathon
Friday, August 14th through Sunday, August 16th
Can I Talk To you For A Second?
What:
"Can I talk to you for a second?"
Sometimes a boss needs to ask their employee why they keep smearing jam on all the customers, or a wife needs to ask her husband why he humped the casket at her mom's funeral. In this improv show, we see these questions get asked, answered, and played out by the greatest collection comedic talent ever assembled on a single stage.
Go. Don't go. Who cares? We don't need your charity.
Who:
Neil Casey, Will Hines, Sean Clements, Ben Schwartz, Dominic Dierkes, Fran Gillespie, Jill Donnelly, Joe Spellman, Porter Mason, Brandon Gardner
Where and When:
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Code | Context
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Sun 5:30 am at Urban Stages
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