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The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre Presents

The 11th Annual Del Close Marathon

Friday, August 14th through Sunday, August 16th

Omelet

What:
The metropolitan area’s most loveable old birds, reminiscent of the seniors of any and every American family, Queenie and Joy, have found themselves dining just a booth away from you at your Denny’s.The whole room is full of singles ready to gallivant about town with their unmarried grandchildren Stephen and Marcia. Queenie and Joy want to have a friendly Q: and A: session with you to feel you out and see if you’re interested in one of the kids, and to size you up to see whether or not a relationship for you at this time is feasible.If you look single and/or employed Q and J will probably strike up a conversation with you. Stephen spells his name with a –ph as in Stephen Decatur and Marcia as in Gay Harden. Stephen is Queenie’s grandbaby and Marcia is Joy’s grandbaby. You’ll be impressed by Stephen and Marcia’s credentials pertaining to the position of full time lover for you.

Who:
Cate Freedman, Fran McKearn

Where and When:

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Sat 4:00 pm at UCB Theatre