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The Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre Presents

The 11th Annual Del Close Marathon

Friday, August 14th through Sunday, August 16th

The Pill

What:
You've heard of the the Pill, then there's THE PILL. THE PILL is anything you want it to be. Forged from Upright Citizens Brigade comedy laboratory (a conglomerate of Pfizer), THE PILL is a long form improvised comedy organization that instantly cures what ails you. When watched, THE PILL binds to your mRNA ligands, rewrites your junk DNA and turns it into a protein know as Laughapolypeptide, which in clinical trials has demonstrated significant efficacy in patients with mild depression and general lethargy. Do not see THE PILL if you are a jerk, have no sense of humor, or if you experience seizures. Side effects include: side stitch, overactive crying, uncontrollable fits and seizures. The Pill does not stop pregnancy. In fact, 9 out of 10 women who saw THE PILL became pregnant five minutes into the show, usually during a seizure.

Who:
Joey Burns, Matt Cohen, Dave Elmy, Lauren Hobbs, Rob Knowles, Hal Phillips, Doug Smith

Where and When: 

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Sun 6:30 am at UCB Theatre


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